hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later
u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication?
can i stay at your place? no hobo
"hey can I copy your homework?"
“I was gonna copy yours”
I don’t want to meet my favorite band member in a fanbase setting so they have to be nice to me I want to meet them in a spontaneous situation where they accidentally run into me on the street and spill my coffee on me and apologize profusely and insist on buying me another one and then fall hopelessly in love with me bc my wit and charm are so undeniably intriguing idk too much to ask maybe idk