asiakaisa
vaginomics:

hey baby girl

vaginomics:

hey baby girl

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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